- doctor: are you sexually active?
- me: yes
- doctor: hahahaha yeah ok whatever you say man
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
u are not a model u are a white girl with an iphone sit the fuck down
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
- Mooji (via fridakathykahlo)
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
- Unknown (via douhgnut)
I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family and your dreams.
- Unknown (via psych-facts)
- Tablo (via commedezfuckdown)
do you ever just get a sudden wave of sadness and you don’t really know why but all you want to do is break down and cry and suddenly your mind is filled with all of the bad thoughts you’ve tried to keep locked away and you don’t know what triggered it but for some reason it won’t stop and you’re just crying and crying and crying